stoned-levi

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

dennys
dennys:

verseofthedead:

Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity.

Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box other than “r u okay?” and “hehe denny’s i’m in you right now” (you guys, we’ve heard these a million times).
HOWEVER, verseofthedead, because of your shirtless commitment to the joke we’d like to clothe your torso so you’ll have appropriate attire the next time you visit our fine establishment. Please write into our ask box, from this account, with your name, address, and shirt size. We’ve got your back (haha). We’ve got you covered (almost).
PS- we’re serious!

dennys:

verseofthedead:

Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity.

Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box other than “r u okay?” and “hehe denny’s i’m in you right now” (you guys, we’ve heard these a million times).

HOWEVER, verseofthedead, because of your shirtless commitment to the joke we’d like to clothe your torso so you’ll have appropriate attire the next time you visit our fine establishment. Please write into our ask box, from this account, with your name, address, and shirt size. We’ve got your back (haha). We’ve got you covered (almost).

PS- we’re serious!

drinkyourfuckingmilk
driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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